Megan Fox still dating Cobra Commander
We always knew David Silver was a poser, he actually released a rap album “One Stop Carnival” in 1996, but now his latest identity crisis is thinking he’s the head of ”a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world.” Only someone like Brian Austin Douchebag would want to be a supervillian who’s incredibly inane plots including investing millions of dollars in sneaking miniaturized troops inside kids’ Christmas presents.
The real schemer in the relationship is actually Megan Fox, who by dating the least threatening man in the world makes every horny 16-year-old think they actually have a chance.



























