It seemed too outrageous to be true, and it turns out it is.

Did you hear the one last November about Jerome Schroeder, this guy who claimed that he was arrested he and his boyfriend were caught making out at a Madonna concert? His version of events had this heterosexual couple in from of them repeatedly screaming “fucking faggots”at them, then when Jerome accident dropped some drops from his drink on the guy, they return 15 minutes later with the Denver police, the woman making up a story how he shoved her. Jerome was arrested for “trespassing” after he refused to leave the stadium, and a shitstorm PR offensive was launched about how you can still be arrested for being gay… even at a Madonna concert.

Well, all that free publicity seems to have backfired on Schroeder, because it led to a third party coming forward to Denver’s Internal Affairs with an unbiased view of the action from a couple of rows back:

“…the witness, who came forward after reading newspaper articles about Schroeder’s arrest, told investigators Schroeder was “throwing ice, hitting random people and howling with laughter… Schroeder and his friends were “out of control” and behaved “like overgrown children who were completely self-absorbed and oblivious to how their behavior affected the people around them…”

Now I’m not doubting that the people in front of him called him faggot, that probably did happen, but in terms of getting arrested because he was gay? There doesn’t seem to be any discrimination, and that includes by Jerome’s boyfriend George, who sounds like he’s dating a real wolf crying hypocrite.

Via

…but not necessarily inaccurate. Seriously is there any among us that doesn’t believe Britney Spears has a 4 feet wide, teeth bearing vagina, where Cheetos and back up dancers enter, never to be heard from again?

Anyway, the big deal isn’t that Britney’s official Twitter got hacked, I wish I was famous enough to get my Twitter account hacked, it’s that the normal entries would be ten times more offensive to most celebrities. Here’s a typical entry:

“Britney went to Jerry’s Deli last night for after shopping at Target. She had a black and white milkshake with dinner” 

It’s like a virtual stalking application. How can Britney complain that people won’t leave her alone when her PR machine won’t even let her go to Starbucks for a latte without throwing an SMS press conference. It’s just insane.

Via

Is she actually making Arnie face? It’s bad enough that Bar Refaeli is dating the kid from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? but now she’s even making the same face.

Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli are still an item, even though no one can apparently get them in the same picture. The couple spent New Year’s in Cabo, Mexico hanging out with Lucas Haas, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, and Jennifer Aniston. Makes you wonder who picks up the check in that group?

Via

First of all, let me preface this by saying that the death today of Jett Travolta was horrifically tragic and there’s nothing wrong with being gay.

That being said, there are some very strange circumstances surrounding the death of John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s 16-year-old son Jett in the Bahamas Friday morning. Jett according to his parents, had Kawasaki Disease, an illness that causes aneurysms in kid’s blood vessels, and according to many other observers also has autism, a neurological disorder Scientology is generally very skeptical even exists.

Jett reportedly died either from seizure or a blow to his head falling in the bathtub likely during a seizure. Kawasaki Disease is as far as I can tell completely unrelated to seizures while as much as 32% of autistic people suffer from frequent  epileptic seizures.

What does this all have to do with John Travolta’s nanny? Well Jett has two full time nannies including Jeff Kathrein, who was the person who initially found Jett’s body in the bathroom, and is the man TMZ caught John Travolta kissing a couple of years ago in the picture above.

So basically instead of acknowledging that his son has autism and hire a qualified professional to take care of him, what John Travolta did was hire fellow Scientologist and boyfriend on the side Jeff Kathrein, who when he’s not taking care of the kids of an in-the-closet actor seems to primarily be a wedding photographer.

Look I’m not questioning John Travolta or Jeff Kathrein’s intentions towards Jett but if the boy was surrounded by people who believed in 21 century medicine would he still be alive today? You’ve got to wonder.

Via

Could the tramp finally be getting her very first tramp tattoo? 

Star Magazine is reporting that to commemorate her relationship with 20-year-old male model Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus is begging her parents to let her get a heart shaped tattoo she designed with his initials in the middle.

“She’s trying to play her mom, Tish, against her dad to get one of them to agree to the tattoo,” a Cyrus pals blabs in the January 12 edition of Star. “So far, her mom is the one who seems more cool with the idea than Billy Ray.”

Ironically, despite Billy Ray’s objections, this isn’t the first time Miley has designed a heart shaped tattoo for someone. When Miley was a little girl she drew a heart on her dad’s hand and he decided to color it in as a permanent tattoo. Now that Miley growing up and in love with another guy, I guess Billy Ray doesn’t find the idea so cute anymore.

Via

A man who looks like a woman, a woman who looks like a man and a 40-year-old that dresses like a 20-year-old. If David Spade, Fugly Fug, and Carmen Electra are the best The Venetian Hotel and Casino could lasso in terms of star power, you get the feeling that The Venetian is the Motel 6 of Las Vegas casinos.

Actually the way it works at these casinos is kind of interesting; the Venetian actually had two New Year’s parties going on simultaneously; Fergie hosted the LAVO at The Palazzo party and Carmen was the official host at their TAO nightclub. By shuffling the celebrities back and forth, for instance that picture of Carmen is at Fergie’s party wearing a different dress that she was wearing at her own, the casino makes it seem like there are twice as many celebrities and both parties.

That being said, even with all those hosting gigs to go around, no one was paying David Spade to be anywhere.

Via

Come on, Eddie Murphy… White women? What’s a matter, trannies aren’t good enough for you anymore?

Anyway, here’s Murphy in St. Barts, entertaining two women who probably weren’t even alive when he was still famous.

If there’s any justice in the world, Eddie now has to pretend he’s Charlie Murphy in order to get laid. I’m Rick James bitch- that shit was funny!

Via

For someone with that haircut, Robert Pattinson has a surprisingly small sense of humor.

US Magazine is reporting that at a December 16th show at The Improv at Hollywood, Pattinson booed a comic who joked, “Here’s my impression of Heath Ledger,” and then collapsed while he faked convulsions. Here’s how the eyewitness saw it:

 ”Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him,” the source tells Us Weekly. “[Pattinson screamed] f–k you! You suck!”

Look, I’m not saying that the joke is funny, because it’s not especially but leave the fangs at home. So the guy made a joke that didn’t work, did you ever do anything that was funny? (Okay I saw Twilight… I mean intentionally funny.)

Pattinson starred in one hit movie, which when you adjust for inflation didn’t even sell as many tickets as Patch Adams. He needs to keep the size of his swollen head in check - no one cares what you think.

Via

Lost underneath layers of tacky clothing and an annoying personality is the fact that Katy Perry probably has the hottest body of any pop star since pre-knocked up/going crazy Britney Spears.

Seriously, do you see those abs? That’s what Pink would look like if she could scrap the fugly off her face.

Anyway, here she is from what I guess was her Christmas vacation in Mexico. It’s traditionally a holiday you spend in cold weather, but I guess if I had a body like Katy’s I’d spend Christmas in a bikini too.

Via

So ever since Barack Obama announced that Hillary Clinton is going to be his Secretary of State, Caroline Kennedy has accomplished the amazing feat of blatantly campaigning for her Senate seat without once actually talking to the press… that is until now. Speaking to a grand total of four reporters for The New York Times, Caroline, who’s never run for public office in her life, explains what she uniquely has to offer New York State:

“You know, I think that I could advocate for New York, I think that we are losing a very visible, very strong, very powerful advocate in Hillary Clinton, and I think it’s to New York’s advantage to have somebody who can, you know, bring attention to New York, you know, bring four people from The New York Times here to the coffee shop (laughter) and really put that to work for average people. This is not, you know, about me, it’s about what I can do to, you know, help New York get its fair share, help working families, travel the state, bring attention to what is going on up there. So that’s why I think I would be good.”

So basically she’s just claiming that because she’s the only person who’s as famous as Hillary Clinton, she’s the only advocate for New York legislators will listen to. You’d have to be blind to buy that argument, but unfortunately New York governor David A. Paterson legally is, so… you never know.

Other than that the ten page interview reads like an awkward first date. Caroline was relatively articulate without sounding overly committed, like if the seat is handed to her great, if not it’s no skin off her back. Even for a Kennedy she has an annoying sense of entitlement.

Via