Why oh why are people still doing Google search for Paris Hilton nude photos. That is so 2005. Every time when I check traffic stats here on CelebSlap, one of the top searches is Paris Hilton Nude. Well here you go, you Paris Hilton Nude photo seekers. These Paris Hilton nude photos probably even date back to 2005. The Paris Hilton topless photos were taken by a paparazzi with a telephoto lens when Paris was vacationing on a yacht off of Saint Tropez. She’s hot I guess if you like girls with broom straw hair extensions, but well-proportioned fake tatas. Meaning Paris didn’t go all out with breast implants to double C’s, it looks like she went with B pluses which aren’t out of proportion to her angular body.

Poor Paris (figuratively poor) broke it off with her wealthy club magnate fiance, Cy Waits. The duo had been together through the thick and thin of a coke bust in Vegas, dealing with Paris Hilton’s crazed stalker, her meltdown on Good Morning America when asked if she was still relevant, etc. It seemed like Cy was the one destined for the celebutante to walk down the aisle. But alas, the heiress must continue the hunt for another rich husband.

Rya/CA